A. You allow your child to eat dinner in front of the television. Knowingly place his plate in front of the screen so he'll eat and not pitch an ever-loving fit.
B. You dry your hair while peeing on the potty. Cause you gotta be out the door in 10 minutes and you still look a hot mess.
Yep, that's how my day started. But it's going to get better because . . . .
A. I talked to my Care Bear and she reassured me that my time was coming and that I was't bat shit crazy.
B. You're heading to Winston later to visit friends and grab dinner out.
Happy Saturday, ya'll!
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